Peter Mandel: Cats Are Actually Man's Best Friend - WSJ.com: " . . . . It's long past time for at least a little mutual respect. Cats could give us a passing wave with a paw, and we could bend down and pat them—the way we would high-five a worthy foe at tennis. Maybe cats and men could share a burger now and then. We could hang out back in the alley, near the trash cans. Talk fishing. Crack some snacks and beers. A club of some kind might be an idea. A club for loungers. A club for prowlers. A club for tinkerers with tools. A private club, it would have some unyielding rules: No women. And no dogs allowed."